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That's why you should shower every single day.
№720787
I had a military commission a long time ago. I went in, stripped down to my underwear, and the nurses were strangely turning their heads away, unable to look at all, choking. They told me to gently pull back my underwear. They saw my twp, one ran away, the other went silent. Probably because I hadn't washed my penis yet, and I hadn't washed for a week before the commission. The one who ran brought a doctor, who looked at my penis and said, "o kurwa, stary…" He told me to turn around. He took off my underwear, looked at my anus (I always wipe my ass with 2-3 sheets of toilet paper because I don't want to waste anything, so my anus is a bit brown), and screamed at the top of his lungs, "KURWA! JAKI ZAJZAJER" The nurses brought some air fresheners and deodorants. They gave me an E category and soap. They told me to get the fuck out. Since then I wash more often, every 4-5 days.