№543572
Nucraft is so strange
№543573
random bullshit mob that nobody asked for
№543574
Jeb's bvll asked him to add this shitty gay nautilus, and since it's so pathetic that it's a threatened species, mojang cucks made it so he won't drop anything in order to avoid making players kill them.
I swear I will be barbecueing this nigga if I ever find one just because of Jeb
№543580
>>543573>>543574Why do they keep making this nosnese?
№543585
At first as soon as I saw it, I thought to myself this must have something to do with the shell a drowned may carry with himself. But I killed it and it dropped anything. Useless nonsense more useless girly nonsense, such is the current situation of Minecraft. Similarly with phantom and the sniffer creature. Besides looks that are even quite of ugly especially into adulthood the sniffer is useless, and however this creatrue in specific is both very ugly and very useless. Kill nucraft
№543595
I don't understand why this useless creature have strength and made me lose about 4 hearts when I hit it.
№543601
>>543597I almost thought that as well but it was so fat and big to be a clown fish that are tiny tropical fishes, but turns out it is something SNCA gay and utterly useless as is tyclial to much of nucraft mobs and other features.
№543602
i havent seen one single person use this thing
№543603
>>543599I killed that little nigger but admittedly I went on paceful mode because I don't have a bed and would of lose all my items as well as my overall house
№543605
>>543602It has no useful qualities it don't even drop anything
№543606
why would i tame some faggot ass sea creature to get a worse boat
№543607
>>543604Me too another useless nonsense is the new baby mobs, as well as mobs that change based on biome. All to look cutesy I assume but they just look ugly and very gay.
№543608
>>543606What are you supposed to tame that thing?
№543610
can we talk about the baby animals update too that shit is literally the wholesome chungus update
№543613
>>543608i dont even remember
№543616
>>543580To appease trannies and gen alpha fried brains
№543617
>>543610It looks so ugly, the old baby mobs actually looked good and cute. What was that for? Such a stupid game
№543624
i dont get the seethe towards new mobs lol
№543625
>>543595A way mojangcucks used to discorage people from killing that gay shell
№543629
>>543624theyre all just shitty useless additions
№543630
>>543627whats the seethe for again
№543631
so plebbitors can soy over them
№543632
>>543629like you to this site
№543633
>>543624of course she likes the silly bean sp0rkz mobs added by women
№543636
>>543624Because you're faggit
№543639
i havent seen a single good argument for seething @ new pixels moving on a screen
№543643
>>543642ts buns my nigga, uninstall LOL
№543646
>>543643You're a homosexual and like new trooncraft mobs
№543648
>>543642How do niggas build mudhuts in mc
NUGGA U COULD BUILD ANYTHING IT MC
№543637
Shithole
№543651
>>543648>cool unqiue wood house>muh mudhutChinnypedos hate creativity as they have not a soul
№543653
Another mob that's kinda useless is the bees and the pandas but at least there are bamboos which can be useful for sticks and auch.
№543659
THE MC BEE IS TRANS!!! Looolll xD
№543660
>>543653yeah theyre like proto reddit mobs they arent as bad as what we have today
№543662
Guys do y'all remember when hagsune miku added bees and said they were trans because she loves trans people and she's trans too xDDDD
№543664
last good update was the nether one maybe caves and cliffs as a whole
№543665
Things I have been noticing
>only literal redditors, /soy/ essaylists, gen alpha pozzed tranny groomed goblets who will worship mojang at all costs seem to like the new updates
>all of the mobs are designed to be cute and inoffensive
>all threatened animals don't drop shit because Jeb (a literal swedish cuck) thinks children will start going out and killing polar bears, pandas and dumb nigger nautilus because they did that in Minecraft
>everything I mean EVERYTHING is designed to be cute and wholesome100, even ghasts who were more on the scary/creepy monster side, they transformed it into a wholesome100 queer living plane for faggots and trannies, it even has gay flight googles, better than adding racist eurocentric dragons!
>everything sucks ass and don't drop shit or is just plain useless cosmetic
>there is an entire crowd of people "dismissing those hecking nostalgic fascist chuds" claiming that anyone who likes older versions is "just high on nostalgia bro fr fr ok gramps bruh shesh" and that the newer pozzed versions are akshually good because they are affirming and valid
I think Mojang might be paying people to shill
№543666
>>543660They look cute and attack you and that's all they do, and pandas don't even do this. They do nothing, polar are better, I like killing baby polar bears and or their mother who will chase me around to kill me. Besides they drop fish sometimes hence they are very useful in the dystopian cold climates that very much suffer from a lack of food, mostly rabbits and fishes.
№543667
>>543640Nigga they won't add sharks because they are endangered… they won't add lions and any other predatory animal for the same reason and because Jeb has a weird cuck ideology that a player should only be harmed if he goes for it, so every animal-like mob needs to be a sissified pacific tranny that won't do shit or just attack when you attack them.
It's just an animal crossing game at this point
№543668
lol ngaz typing passionate rage essays @ new mobs when they can js downgrade the version
№543669
>>543667on bedrock they add them as paid expanion btw
№543671
>>543639They don't do shit, they only bloat the game, they are totally different from the core game design (extremely animated as if it's those minecraft mini-movies and too pastel texturized as if it comes from an animal crossing or other faggot game.
All the original design that made this game great is being pozzed and spat on by trannies, swede beta cucks and faggots
№543673
>>543669Extensions are basically mods but jewish owned
№543674
>>543665Facts though many people have a low IQ and are essentially cattle so it wouldn't be a surprise if much of these gay parrots are in fact serious about it. Well "serious" since such cattle hardly have any thought of their own and therefore uncapable of any seriousness as that would require a bit of original thinking. It's very disgraceful what Minecraft has become.
№543675
the s key on my keyboard broke
№543678
>>543671if ur pc cant handle 2 more mobs in a block game then mayb u shouldnt play games @ all broke ass nga
№543679
Other thing that permapozzed the mobile game was removing original split controls.
I just want split controls without those gay retarded buttons, MICROSLOP PLEASE STOP REMOVING GOOD FEATURES AND STOP HIRING SAARS, IT'S UNPLAYABLE WITHOUT ORIGINAL SPLIT CONTROLS
№543680
>>543667Its really disgraceful, just castration of the game iyself. Soon they will remove any ability to violence entirely because muh will influence retard children to go and kill peopo
№543682
Minecraft was supposed to be an arcade game not a realistic one
Cows are there for leather sheeps for wool pigs for meat
Simple arcade style
Adding useless shit like sheep meat or fucking frogs is antithetical to the og game design
№543683
>>543682Frogs were indeed very useless and retarded, just more reddit mobs for faggots to soy over whole getting blacked to own da heckim evil nazi chuds
№543686
i play either in 1.16 or 1.18
№543688
>>543683Getting blacked to own the nazis is core brazilian culture fucking macacophobe
№543689
>>543688Its true hence I hate this shithole and want to be a hermit living far away from brapzilians or live overseas.
№543691
>>543688This, even though we are mostly brown and blacks are endangered species here (they don't drop anything)
№543698
>>543682This, I don't know what happened for them to be so obsessed with trannymals now, maybe jews told them that trannies and brainrotted gen alpha golems would slurp the slop